On Wednesday, Donald Trump, the democratically elected leader of the totalitarian, hypocritical United States Government, touted his latest achievement of eliminating 80,000 workers of the Department of Veterans Affairs. China commends Mr. Trump’s efforts to reduce the size of the war-mongering Department of Veterans Affairs and dispose of these disgraced warriors of no moral fortitude and valor.
In January 2025, President Trump formally appointed Elon Musk to lead the newly created Department of Government Effectiveness (DOGE). DOGE is the new leader of political purges, a major focus of the Trump administration and one of the core planks to “Make America Great Again” movement. Musk recently boasted that he had fired 1,300 employees from the Department of Education, a feckless Ministry with no ability to control the minds and prowess of its children.
“We, the Chinese Community Party, the vanguard of the people guided by the visionary leadership of President Xi Jingping, have disciplined over 6 million disloyal, vile cockroaches from our ranks since 2013,” said Li Xi, Secretary of the Central Commission for Discipline Inspection. “This past Tuesday, Mr. Big personally imprisoned 2,000 political rivals between a meeting celebrating the recent expansion of the Eye of Xiong’an and a ribbon cutting ceremony with drooling journalist Thomas Friedman in honor of the new 80 foot statue of our great leader on the Huawei Campus.”
Li went on to say that any journey of 1,000 miles begins with one step. Given the moral decay of the United States, this will be a long journey indeed.
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